Got this via e-mail from my dad!
LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS...
If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.
If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will bejailed.
If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will bebranded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
HOWEVER
If you cross the South African Border illegally you get
- a job,
- a drivers license,
- a pension card,
- welfare,
- credit cards,
- subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
- a free education and
- free health care.
Perks include
- weapons of your choice.
And in South Africa you can
- murder,
- use drugs,
- drink and drive,
- steal,
- rape
BUT PLEASE South Africans DON'T SMOKE - in public it is illegal
3 comments:
Next time I cross over into SA, I'm doing so illegally! Ha ha! Thanks for sharing that. Where have you been? Twitter misses you!
Hey Rinesh! Been around, but not really - if that makes sense?! I'll make my comeback very soon...hope you're good :-)
Ha, sounds exactly like the U.S...
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